Producers prepping 6 Fast 6 Furious? HELL YES, TYRESE GOTTA EAT!
"Nice Mac, f*ggot."(*drifts up in Smart Car, commando rolls up to curb*) 5 Fast 5 Furious hits theaters in April 11th, so I hope you’re ready, Playboy! But do you think the producers are waiting...
View Article6 Fast 6 Furious and 7ast and 7urious to shoot back 2 back
"COME AT ME, BRO! I DARE YOU TO KISS ME!"As a writer of Vin Diesel fan-fiction, it’s very important for me to stay abreast of all diesel happenings in the world of Vin Diesel, and this one’s a doozy....
View ArticleYour Super Bowl Movie Spot Round Up
Oh, Shutterstock.Even if you’re a sport-hating commie, you could probably still tell the Super Bowl happened last night, if only by all the hungover people and clogged toilets. Speaking for myself, I...
View ArticleCommercial Breakdown: The ‘Fast & Furious 6′ Super Bowl Ad
The Fast and the Furious was a film about a group of felonious street racers and the undercover police officer who was tasked with taking them down. Its sequel, 2 Fast 2 Furious, followed a similar...
View ArticleJason Statham Will Be In ‘Fast 7,’ Because Obviously Jason Statham Will Be In...
Ever since the first commercial for Fast 6 aired during the Super Bowl, I have been so excited that my body has been emitting an audible hum. The subsequent trailers have just made it louder, to the...
View ArticleVin Diesel is adorable
This is the actual cover photo from Vin Diesel’s Facebook page.Fast and Furious is a gloriously dumb franchise that has become incredibly successful selling the dream that anything – fame, fortune,...
View ArticleThe FilmDrunk 2013 Summer Movie Guide
Ladies and gentlemen, bros and babes of all ages, welcome to the 2013 FilmDrunk Summer Movie Guide, your exclusive, ultimate and all-around life-changing directory to the summer’s biggest action-packed...
View ArticleWhat’s The Deal With The Fast & Furious Movies: An Explainer
Fast & Furious 6 opens this weekend. With a runtime of 130 minutes and Super Bowl commercials full of tanks and neck punches and cars driving out through the nose of exploding airplanes, it...
View ArticleFrotcast 154: Fast 6 and After Earth with Matt Lieb
Listen on the player above, or download this week’s episode as an mp3 here (right-click, “save as.”)We’re back minus Ben this week, who’s in Tokyo, but we brought back fan favorite, SF comedian Matt...
View ArticleInvestigation: Has The Rock run out of shirts?
The Rock’s reality show, The Hero, has its second episode tonight on TNT, and I thought this was as good time a time as any to put out to you the reader a question that’s been on our minds for some...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD & Blu-ray: Paul Walker Drives Jayne Mansfield’s Car
Strangely enough, I couldn’t find any recent pictures of Paul Walker. My apologies. It’s time again to look at this week’s new DVDs, and we’ve got an excellent batch to choose from. Besides Fast &...
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